Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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