How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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