if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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