do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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