Dual....:-)
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do vagina's smell?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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