So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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