If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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