I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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