i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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