i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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