Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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