Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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