Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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