I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.