The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.