North Korea, Best Korea!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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