Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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