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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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