just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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