watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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