We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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