Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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