Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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