i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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