I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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