she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i believe in u and ur pee
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