I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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