The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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