she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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