Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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