do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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