I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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