My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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