worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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