I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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