If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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