of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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