apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
