I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Randomize
