i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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