question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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