every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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