That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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