Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
