my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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