walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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