I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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