careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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