he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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