Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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