No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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