dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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