"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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