yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
