Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller