As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride