I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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