i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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