Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
