SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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